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On Chinese history 10 old prominent young people (do laugh)
1. boast father---Have the earliest schizoid of historical record, like to issue streaking in burning sun. Sunward direction runs madly, oneself claim to want to go after light, run eastwards in the morning, arrived to discover the sun is in the west however afternoon. Make a round trip then move back and forth, suffer heatstroke eventually and die.
2. Divine farming family name---Send the person that arris result bigotry repairs refine, to go after oneself satisfactory, collect elixir clever medicine everywhere, capture is worn what fills in in past mouth what, die finally at bromatoxism.
3. Essence of life is defended---Do not listen to an advice, swim in blame natant area without the license, the result drowns and die. After dying, change do a slow-witted bird, everyday flitter, have the earliest project filling the of great capacity on Chinese history ceaselessly.
4. Be versed in in all---Fight with the person, had not hit. Under one anger, tore open a house. Northwest of result day bend, southeast ground dissatisfaction. Caused board piece drift and annulus Pacific Ocean- - be fond of what volcanic earthquake takes Malaya to form, of contemporary to China qualitative landforms form have major effect.
5. End is unripe---One has the intellectual of high politics awareness. End comrade came up against the hundred years especially big cataract that treats in the as it happens in talking about amative process. End gives birth to a comrade to be produced to protect national wealth- - a big bridge, not hesitate plunge in the river, the body that uses oneself holds off flood peak. National riches is protected, end gives birth to the comrade's glorious however sacrifice. Of end unripe comrade is for people's interest to death and dead, his still weigh than the father-in-law to death.
6. Chang E---Finish the Chinese female astronaut of the task that enter a month the earliest. Face photography camera lens, comrade of goddess in the moon professioned excitedly oneself aspirations: "To my individual, this is one half step, but to whole mankind, it is giant leap however. After I should thank my husband above all, weichi here, it is him not far 10 thousand lis are bought to me precious jade bolus of pool card filling calcium, precious jade the designation that bolus of pool card filling calcium is bureau of Chinese space navigation fills calcic bolus, ate to precious jade bolus of pool card filling calcium, hello I am good, his it may not be a bad idea. His it may not be a bad idea..
7. Liu Xiahui---Anti-corruption hero, good cadre of the country. Some unscrupulous merchant corrodes national cadre for hook in, exert the meanest shift- - the gender boodles. Employ some 3 accompany female undertake massage for Comrade Liu Xiahui, be rejected by willow severe decline. Comrade Liu Xiahui repels the corrupting to never be touched, be worthy of be good public servant of people, be awarded China's decentest man name, issued silk banner and certificate of merit, by textural appoint with important task. But unscrupulous merchant people defile of mean however start a rumour, say Comrade Liu Xiahui contracts severe sexual dysfunction disease.
8. Meng Jiang daughter---Chinese historic terrorist. Organize a gang to replace horror- - oneself husband revenges. Finish of bomb of use human body project of Chinese historic national defence- - Great Wall.
9. Spend lily magnolia---The father of beautiful magnolia takes military service to make oneself and son escape, suffer effect of serious male light female thought, imposture of comrade of magnolia letting a flower takes military service. Beautiful magnolia comrade is brave in the battle tenacious, one person shoots dead many enemy officer. Grow by woman of a common country the fancy female combat hero that is a glory, got the glory of party and national leader is interviewed.
10. The bag is fair---Unseal city mayor holds director of city public security bureau concurrently to hold procuratorate dean concurrently unseal dean of court of city intermediate people, academician of Chinese Academy of Sciences. Need not be signed up for by accredit of the Party Central Committee, the State Council approval of top people court sentences convict capital punishment directly, bag fair comrade is acted on honest from wide, defy more stripped from severe principle the plead of all convict counterpoises and afore-mentioned authority, use the convict of large quantities of one be of the most heinous guilt tailor-made instruments of torture- - hay cutter cut up with a hay cutter dropped a head. Hit the aggressive arrogance of a handful convict severely, make enemy become terror-stricken at the news, safeguarded the prosperity that national economy builds and steady progress.
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