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1, I have a demand: Ask me to have a meal. I hope you can satisfy me. Otherwise I keep your mobile phone number on the wall, two words add again in front: Handle card. Ask me to had eaten even, otherwise writes: Ask for marriage, men and women all but, the condition is not restricted.
2, the angel that we are Chan Yi, only ability of each other hug is volant fly. I come to the world is to search you, after the innumerable trials and hardships finds you, discover however: TMD! Our wing of two arranges an edge!
3, the girl that boy of 4 years old kissed 3 years old readily, the girl says to the boy: You kissed me to be able to want to be in charge of to me. The boy pats the girl's shoulder maturely, laughing to say: You are at ease [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], we are not dot of 9 years old!
4, assorted of late night cloth sees pull ascend stand before him bed, approve a head to send out, cloth assorted big Jing says: You are very bold, dare night enters the White House! Pull ascend the mustache that swings neat bosom, laughed ghastlily, say: Wave soft, it is such self-confidence!
5, the daughter-in-law that Zheng Xi decides does not see the man, search to grandpa home. See grandpa washs a face, ask: Dad, happy event decide? Grandpa is vinegary, continue to wash a face. Daughter-in-law is angry [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], ask again: Dad, is Zheng Xi decided? Grandpa bate: I am washing a face!
6, a dyspeptic patient complains to the doctor: I am latter very abnormal, eat what to pull, eat cucumber to pull cucumber, eat watermelon to pull watermelon [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], how does ability return to normal? The doctor is silent and a short while, then you can eat excrement only.
7, mice: I am talking about love with bat now, children live in sky after, not be afraid of your cat. The cat sneers, pointing to the owl on the tree to say: See [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], she has conceived my child!
8, the wolf inbreaks [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], puppy establishs dare-to-die troops antagonism. Mantis: I have double knife. Hedgehog: My all over the body is dark implement. Long-corn edge shakes antenna edge to sing: Hum! I have stick of double section of double section rod! Hem and haw!
9, natural course teacher asks: Why is the body after is the person dead cold? Nobody replies. The teacher asks again: Does nobody know? At this moment, a classmate stands up say: Because calm nature is cool,that is.
10, convict is carried out execute by shooting, because bullet quality is bad, the first gun did not ring, opened the 2nd gun again then. . . The 3rd gun. . . At this moment convict cried, the ham that holding bailiff in the arms says: You take eldest brother by the throat I! Too his Mom is fearsome|||Heroic place sees be the same as slightlyRelevant Information：


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