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A Teacher: \

students: that is to stay at home, waiting for someone to accept the gift.

B Division: How to understand \

Health: skin is the first defensive barrier, if it is easy to broken skin infections. Patients more than one, can not be carried out state-architecture. So rise and fall, everyone is responsible.

C Master: silicon and water,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], genesize what?

Students: tortoise soup.

D division: \

Students: ancient people do not study, does not always pass the exam, his mother stabbed him with an awl angry ass,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and he take things too rough, just hanged himself on the beams.

E Division: If the bus,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], there was a lady standing next to you while you are sitting, how would you do?

Student: I'll tell her, the old lady you are so old, do not alsteps save money for a bus, dutyi safer

F Teacher: Why the Qing period, the eight countries wanton invasion of coalition forces will be China?

Students: Because at that time a man has pigtails.

G Division: This is the invasion of foreigners, what bond?

Health: There are connections. Westerners see Chinese people are pigtails,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and that only a woman, no man, so I feel bullied.

H Division: the human conquest of the Arctic have any significance?

students: we have to back one more big problem.

I Teacher: \Who can give another example?

Students: his wife.

J Teacher: When people have no interest in, and he kept the people who go on, we call him?

students: instructer.

K Teacher: If you do only one day of vitality, are you going?

students: I will be the last day of stay in school, stay in the positionroom.

L Division: contacted ah! Now the students are so eager to learn even!

Student: Because I have struggled to live in the classroom sense of ah.

M Teacher: Please put \

Students: my brother's son to school.

N Teacher: Can you say lyric the difference between fiction and a thriller?

students: a girl dressed in a long yarn, in shallow water walking on the beach, this is the lyrical novel.

O Teacher: What a thriller it?

students: as long as the water jumped a few feet high, it becomes a thriller