 Wysłany: Pon 8:38, 10 Sty 2011 Temat postu: GHD hair Explain idioms and text jokes |
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students: that is to stay at home, waiting for someone to accept the gift. B Division: How to understand \ Health: skin is the first defensive barrier, if it is easy to broken skin infections. Patients more than one, can not be carried out state-architecture. So rise and fall, everyone is responsible. C Master: silicon and water,GHD hair, genesize what? Students: tortoise soup. D division: \ Students: ancient people do not study, does not always pass the exam, his mother stabbed him with an awl angry ass,the hair straightener, and he take things too rough, just hanged himself on the beams. E Division: If the bus,GHD Limited Pink, there was a lady standing next to you while you are sitting, how would you do? Student: I'll tell her, the old lady you are so old, do not alsteps save money for a bus, dutyi safer F Teacher: Why the Qing period, the eight countries wanton invasion of coalition forces will be China? Students: Because at that time a man has pigtails. G Division: This is the invasion of foreigners, what bond? Health: There are connections. Westerners see Chinese people are pigtails,GHDs straighteners, and that only a woman, no man, so I feel bullied. H Division: the human conquest of the Arctic have any significance? students: we have to back one more big problem. I Teacher: \Who can give another example? Students: his wife. J Teacher: When people have no interest in, and he kept the people who go on, we call him? students: instructer. K Teacher: If you do only one day of vitality, are you going? students: I will be the last day of stay in school, stay in the positionroom. L Division: contacted ah! Now the students are so eager to learn even! Student: Because I have struggled to live in the classroom sense of ah. M Teacher: Please put \ Students: my brother's son to school. N Teacher: Can you say lyric the difference between fiction and a thriller? students: a girl dressed in a long yarn, in shallow water walking on the beach, this is the lyrical novel. O Teacher: What a thriller it? students: as long as the water jumped a few feet high, it becomes a thriller |
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